Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label internet. Show all posts

Monday, June 30, 2014

'vintage' is not the same as 'twee'

the internet, much like william shakespeare, has a remarkable way of transforming the english language.  take the adjective 'pretentious.'  until recently, the word was used to describe excessively unjustified statements, but after enough angry internetters (pretentiously) misused the term to mean "rude in a smart-sounding way," the online dictionaries have added a second definition to mean something along the lines of "showy and ostentatious."

nowadays, etsy, pinterest, bhldn, and modcloth have taken the internet by storm to gradually change the word "vintage."  now, i am far from a thrifting queen.  i no longer scour the hip second-hand stores for chic vintage finds the way some other amazing bloggers do.  but i've noticed over time, and when searching for a "something old" to wear at my wedding, the term "vintage" no longer means, well, "vintage."  nowadays it seems to exist as a synonym for "stylish, sentimental somewhat distressed, rustic, anthropologie-approved cute."  once upon a time, it was oxymoronic to say "make this DIY vintage brooch."  nowadays it is simply an extra word to reassure you your lacy burlap something or other is adequately precious.

alas, this post isn't so much a critique as an observation.  it's not really that hard to change my search keywords from 'vintage' to 'antique.'  still, much like one's inner child, i possess an inner senior citizen who sighs in vague disappointment when i see that we're even co-opting everyday language to better suit our throwaway culture.  want a vintage band tee shirt?  don't worry, we've got forever 21 sweat shops who can make you one for $15.80.  now get your adorable, brand new vintage chelsea crew oxfords off my lawn.

Friday, September 6, 2013

this week though


it's been crazy short, but sometimes three days can really pack in a punch of junk.

my laptop won't connect to the internet anymore (it also hasn't been able to shut down properly for months... which is super).  we found a good way to replace it on the cheap, but in doing so we have a lot of annoying installation crap to go through and we're still doing battle with windows xp and our quest for an ethernet.

yesterday i forgot my phone at work when i left the office and this morning when i returned to the grid with phone and internet access i discovered that i had angered people by mixing up wednesday and thursday of this past week when scheduling life plans.

on the bright side we just started watching breaking bad, so there's lots of meth-cooking and murder to watch while i'm feeling stressed.

oh and bert smells weird, like he needs a bath or something, which should be pretty funny down the road.

weekend.  now.
word count:  screw that i'm busy with my first world problems.